I'm gone, gone!

 Ralph: What do you know about fishing? When have you ever caught anything?

Alice: Fifteen years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber.

I love Ed Norton and what he did for my career. But the truth is that we couldn't have been more different. Norton was the total extrovert, there was no way you could put down his infectious good humor. Me? I'm a loner and a worrier.

— Art Carney

Lucy vs. Bill Holden

Lucy: He'll listen to you, Ricky. You tell thim that I have a wonderful plan that won't cost him a cent.



Ricky: My scatterbrained wife has another half-witted scheme and if you listen to it you're out of your mind.



Lucy: Boy, did I suffer in that translation.

Monty Python - Argument Clinic

"I could spend the rest of my life having this conversation - look, please try to understand before one of us dies."
— John Cleese